Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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