Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You can't motorboat a personality
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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