Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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