that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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