i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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