some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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