I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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