Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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