wanna go halves on a baby?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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