Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Sober January is a disaster.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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