So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
