so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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