When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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