Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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