in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
this boner is exhausting
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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