i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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