with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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