I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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