he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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