Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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