we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Everything about him screamed your future.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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