Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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