what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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