Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Let's get the cat blown out
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I would fuck him just for his dog
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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