apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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