this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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