so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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