This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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