Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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