do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
