hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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