Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
