You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
you would pick up someone in the library
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You can't just leave with hair like that
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
