she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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