dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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