did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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