Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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