I wanna passion pit in your ass
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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