It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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