Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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