Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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