It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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