oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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