It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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