false alarm. still invincible.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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