i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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