the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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