please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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