this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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