If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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